I thought you loved me!

You just wait. I'll get even with you for this...

You said the water was warm!!!!

I don't like you anymore....

I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel... now go!

You're squeezing too tight... Look at my eyes ...they say "tilt"!

No, I am NOT your good kitty!

What's wrong with you people? This is cruel...and...WET!

Why can't I get any traction?

I wish I could get on my knees to pray!

No, no, no, no! Damn it all ... I said "NO"!