Dog Logic
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies...
-Anonymous
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat... you aren't getting enough exercise!
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between
a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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