MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP. MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS. MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!! |
If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? On their feet! Where do Turkeys go to dance? At the Butterball! What is blue with feathers all over? A turkey holding its breath! Why did the turkey play the drums? Because he already had the drumsticks! Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use fowl language. Why did the policeman arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play! Why did the turkey not eat dessert? He was already stuffed! |
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