Senior Texting Code...
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't Get Up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin - or - For Your Indigestion
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicked In
GTG: Get the Geritol
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
MGAD: My Grandson's a Doctor
OHK: Oxygen Hose Kinked
OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
PIMP: Pooped in my Pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing ... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUP: Speak Up, Please
TGIF: Thank Goodness it's Four (Four o'clock - Early Bird Specials)
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age ...
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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